You Can't Make This Shit Up - Unravelling the Mysteries of Customer Interaction

Front cover of You Can't Make This Shit Up by Shailesh Grover
KindleOctober 2026
Paperback & HardcoverDecember 2026

Customer Experience isn’t just about avoiding problems; it’s about how you handle them when they arise.

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Foreword byBrett KingFuturist · Speaker · Author · Founder - Moven

“95%

of all cognition occurs in the subconscious mind.”

Gerald Zaltman, Harvard Business School Professor

If almost every decision is non-conscious, most CX strategy is competing for the other 5% - and leaving everything that matters to chance, inertia, and accumulated feeling.

What this book is.

An honest account of what it actually takes to build a customer experience worth staying for - written by someone who has spent thirty years watching organisations get it right, get it catastrophically wrong, and occasionally reverse the right answer through organisational gravity.

What it isn't.

Not a Framework

No proprietary model. No seven-step ladder dressed in new language.

Not Gentle Encouragement

The reader who wants soft reassurance will be surprised in the most useful way.

Not Theory

Evidence is specific, named, and grounded in lived operational experience across four continents.

Inside.

Nine chapters, four movements.

  1. 01WHY

    Why we buy without knowing - the psychology beneath every purchase decision.

  2. 02WHAT

    Same planet, different CX - how culture shapes every customer decision.

  3. 03HOW

    Surviving the AI hype cycle without setting your organisation on fire.

  4. 04FUTURE

    How customer centricity wins when things go wrong.

Written for the people accountable for the answer.

CEO

Who suspects the transformation strategy isn't producing the loyalty results it promised.

Product leader

Building AI journeys without a playbook to lean on - because the playbook is gone.

Middle manager

Who knows exactly what's broken, and can't get anyone above them to listen.

Board member

Who's begun to suspect the NPS reports aren't telling the whole story.

Endorsements.

More to come.

01 / 03
Most books on customer experience are written for the conference stage. This one is written for the operating floor. Shailesh Grover has spent thirty years inside the rooms where customer centricity is either built or quietly traded away for quarterly comfort, and it shows on every page. His central insight - that most AI failures are transformation failures in disguise - is the most honest thing I have read about the current moment. If you lead a function, a P&L, or an enterprise, and you suspect your CX metrics are flattering you, read this. It will be uncomfortable in exactly the way you need.
F. Thaddeus ArroyoChairman of the BoardK2view
Having known Shailesh Grover personally and professionally for many years, I can say the title You Can't Make This Shit Up perfectly reflects his style - precise, direct, and refreshingly honest. Drawing from deep experience across B2B, B2C, and B2B2C environments, the book offers powerful insights into customer centricity, leadership, and real-world transformation. Both academics and practitioners will find immense value in the perspectives and ideas shared throughout.
Amresh AcharyaManaging Director and CEOLoylty Rewardz Mngt Pvt Ltd
Customers don't just buy a product or service, they pay for the complete experience. Backed by over thirty years of global, frontline transformation experience, Shailesh Grover masterfully bridges subconscious human psychology with cultural nuances and AI reality. He shatters the illusion of surface-level customer-centricity, proving that true loyalty is an ongoing cultural discipline, not a marketing metric. This book is a profoundly useful read for any leader aiming to create a superior customer experience and build an irreversible competitive edge.
Arvind ThakurFormer CEO, NIIT Technologies Ltd
Portrait of Shailesh Grover

About Shailesh.

Shailesh Grover

Makes transformation real rather than presentable.

Shailesh Grover is not a theorist of customer experience. He is someone who has lived it - as a practitioner, transformation leader, operator, and occasionally as a furious customer - across four continents and thirty years. From Silicon Valley fintech to Managing Director Research and Development - Client and Customer Experience at Barclays to Chief Digital and Innovation Officer at Hong Leong Bank, he has led the work that turns customer obsession from a value on a wall into an operating reality.

  • 30+ years
  • 4 continents
  • AT&T
  • Barclays Bank PLC
  • Hong Leong Bank
  • NIIT
  • NextCard
  • Capco

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